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(Dissociated Press) Leading aDarwiniststheists today called a press conference to express outrage at the deceptive tactics used by proponents of intelligent design.
"They are invidiously deceptive", said Dr. Richard Dewkins, former professor of the Public IUnderstandingndoctrination in aSciencetheism at Oxford. "Everyone knows the story of the 'cdesign proponentsists' typo in the Dover Intelligent Design trial".
"It's an outrage", said Dewkins, a renowned hbiologistasbeenscientist.
His colleague, Minnesota abiologytheist bprofessorlogger and tsceptichirdratescientist P.T. Byers, concurred.
"Intelligent design proponents' whole agenda is to pose as objective, rational experts, when in fact they are devoted to an agenda so radical and anti-science that they dare not name it."
The gscientistsodlessbrownshirts, meeting at the hastily prepared press conference, implored Americans to root out intelligent design proponents wherever they find them.
"We need to insulate asciencetheistideology from cattacksritiques by Acreationistsmericans", thundered Byers. "Aanti-scientismcademicfreedom is a mortal danger to asciencetheism."
"Cvigilanceensorship is our only hope" noted Professor Byers, solemnly. "Intelligent design proponents constantly lie about their real agenda."