Saturday, February 8, 2014

"My Sharia Amour"

Here's Mark Steyn's classic satire on an Islamic beauty contest, occasioned by the Miss World riots in Nigeria in 2002.

Excerpts:
I glanced at my watch. "For crying out loud, when are they going to raise the curtain?" 
"They have raised the curtain," said David. "Those are the girls." I peered closer at the shapeless line of cloth, and he was right: there they all were, from Miss Afghanistan to Miss Zionist Entity. 
I sighed. "How long till the swimsuit round?" 
"This is the swimsuit round," said David.
And this ditty:
I bounced out on stage, grabbed the mike and punched the air:

"My Sharia Amour, good enough for some emir
My Sharia Amour, I'm the guy you like to fear" 
The audience seemed wary and an alarming number appeared to be reaching into their robes. But I ploughed on: 
"My Sharia Amour, pretty little girl in your chador
One of only four that I beat sore
How I wish that I had five."

A classic.

7 comments:

  1. Adm. G Boggs, Glenbeckistan NavyFebruary 8, 2014 at 7:11 AM

    People say unkind things about Islamic wife-beating, but there are very strict Rules of Etiquette.

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  2. Adm. G Boggs, Glenbeckistan NavyFebruary 8, 2014 at 7:24 AM

    On a lighter note, I couldn't resist linking this to warm up a cooooold global warming Saturday. Smokin'.

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  3. If you think Islam's treatment of women is repulsive and unacceptable, how in the world can you accept and defend the the incredibly misogynistic Bible? Ignoring the misogyny of the Bible doesn't make it go away.

    -KW

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  4. Numbers 31:18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.

    As classic as the come

    -KW

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    1. Adm. G Boggs, Glenbeckistan NavyFebruary 8, 2014 at 12:34 PM

      That was an unfortunate typo. :-)

      You're delightfully incompetent today, Popeye.

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    2. There was no typo, Gramps. KW quoted the American King James Bible verbatim.

      Hoo

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    3. THE come, hoo. You know - the ejaculate.

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