Texas state senator Wendy "Abortion Barbie" Davis, a Democrat candidate for Texas governor who works tirelessly to promote late-term abortions, announces that she's really pro-life:
“I’m pro-life. I care about the life of every child; every child that goes to bed hungry, every child that goes to bed without a proper education, every child that goes to bed without being able to be a part of the Texas dream, every woman and man who worry about their children’s future and their ability to provide for that future.”No doubt this will be reassuring to the usual low-information Democrat Texas voter who loves freebies from the government but isn't so hot about killin' babies. 'Heck, blondie gonna give me free stuff and don't like killin' all youngins! She got ma vote!"
If you're extra-uterine, Davis is all fer ya. She'll use public money to buy your ma's and pa's votes, like any good Democrat.
But Wendy draws the line at the mons pubis. If you're inside your mom, you're chopped meat for all she cares. If you're outside your mom, she loves ya so much that she'll rob your working neighbors at gunpoint to send ya' their money in the mail and free phones and stuff.
If you're an extrauterine Texan, Wendy's totally copacetic with that. If you're an intrauterine Texan, well... ummm... Wendy's just not that into you.