Friday, December 13, 2013

Merry Christmas, from Greenpeace

Sweet little yuletide video from the fanatics at Greenpeace. Looks like an outtake from the Blair Witch Project.

Warmists are real assholes. At least in the Santa video they're disappointing schoolchildren, not leaving them to die of malaria or blowing them up.


  1. Creepy video.

    Nice scare tactics though. Everybody panic, the world is ending!


  2. Personally, it reminds me more of 'Cloverdale', mainly because I was fortunate never to have seen 'the Blair Witch Project'.

    I think we should never tell lies to children. Children, even as young as 3 years, should be told in no uncertain terms that Santa Claus is dead.

    The Tooth Fairy shot him.

    1. Adm. G Boggs, Glenbeckistan NavyDecember 13, 2013 at 7:13 AM

      The Grinch, obviously, is still alive.

    2. bach:

      I wouldn't diss Santa. He's already in a bad mood.

    3. Little child: Mummy is Santa really in trouble like that?
      Mummy: No, sweety. Those are just people trying to scare children. They're just mean jerks. That's not the real Santa.
      Little child: Oh. Well then, I don't like them very much.
      Mummy: Neither do I, Kiddo. Not any more, anyway.

      Mission accomplished?

  3. Adm. G Boggs, Glenbeckistan NavyDecember 13, 2013 at 7:21 AM

    Interesting premise for a video... "Apocalypse is happening, you just don't know it."

    I guess that's a reasonable backup story at this point.