Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Why are all of my heroines named "Ann"?

Actually, only two of them are. My wife is my main heroine, and she's not named "Ann".

My two "Ann" heroines are:

1) Ann Coulter

2) Ann Barnhardt

Who, you ask, is Ann Barnhardt?

Ms. Barnhardt is a blogger who takes no prisoners, at least none of the Jihadi sort. She recently shed some light and heat on the Quran in a most appropriate way. Her photo sums up her relationship with Islam:

She recently got some threats from some keyboard jihadi. Ms. Barnhardt understands that the appropriate reply to the Islamist encroachment on Christian civilization is an upraised middle finger.

Her reply is... priceless:

For some reason I am suddenly getting scads of emails asking to confirm my response to a musloid death threat. Yes, that is 100% real and accurate, and yes, that picture of a rosary-wrapped hand grasping a pink AR-15 is me. It is my very real Colt M4 that has been custom DuraCoated. Yes, yes, yes. Here is the original exchange from July 22 via YouTube. This guy is a musloid over in the U.K., hence the driving directions citing the daily direct flights from Heathrow to Denver:
YouTube user mufcadnan123 has sent you a message:
Watch your back.
I'm going to kill you when I find you. Don't think I won't, I know where you and your parents live and I'll need is one phone-call to kil ya'll.
Re: Watch your back.
Hello mufcadnan123!
You don't need to "find" me. My address is 9175 Kornbrust Circle, Lone Tree, CO 80124.
Luckily for you, there are daily DIRECT FLIGHTS from Heathrow to Denver. Here's what you will need to do. After arriving at Denver and passing through customs, you will need to catch the shuttle to the rental car facility. Once in your rental car, take Pena Boulevard to I-225 south. Proceed on I-225 south to I-25 south. Proceed south on I-25 to Lincoln Avenue which is exit 193. Turn right (west) onto Lincoln. Proceed west to the fourth light, and turn left (south) onto Ridgegate Boulevard. Proceed south, through the roundabout to Kornbrust Drive. Turn left onto Kornbrust Drive and then take an immediate right onto Kornbrust Circle. I'm at 9175.
Just do me one favor. PLEASE wear body armor. I have some new ammunition that I want to try out, and frankly, close- quarter body shots without armor would feel almost unsporting from my perspective. That and the fact that I'm probably carrying a good 50 I.Q. points on you makes it morally incumbent upon me to spot you a tactical advantage.
However, being that you are a miserable, trembling coward, I realize that you probably are incapable of actually following up on any of your threats without losing control of your bowels and crapping your pants while simultaneously sobbing yourself into hyperventilation. So, how about this: why don't you contact the main mosque here in Denver and see if some of the local musloids here in town would be willing to carry out your attack for you? After all, this is what your "perfect man" mohamed did (pig excrement be upon him). You see, mohamed, being a miserable coward and a con artist, would send other men into battle to fight on his behalf. Mohamed would stay at the BACK of the pack and let the stupid, ignorant suckers like you that he had conned into his political cult do the actual fighting and dying. Mohamed would then fornicate with the dead men's wives and children. You should follow mohamed's example! Here is the contact info for the main mosque here in Denver:
Masjid Abu Bakr
Imam Karim Abu Zaid
2071 South Parker Road
Denver, CO 80231
Phone: 303-696-9800
Email: denvermosque@yahoo.com
I'm sure they would be delighted to hear from you. Frankly, I'm terribly disappointed that not a SINGLE musloid here in the United States has made ANY attempt to rape and behead me. But maybe I haven't made myself clear enough, so let me do that right now.
I will NEVER, EVER, EVER submit to islam. I will fight islam with every fiber of my being for as long as I live because islam is pure satanic evil. If you are really serious about islam dominating the United States and the world, you are going to have to come through me. You are going to have to kill me. Good luck with that. And understand that if you or some of your musloid boyfriends do actually manage to kill me, The Final Crusade will officially commence five minutes later, and then, despite your genetic mental retardation, you will be made to understand with crystal clarity what the word "defeat" means. Either way, I win, so come and get it.
Deo adjuvante non timendum-
Ann Barnhardt


  1. Barnhardt is an even bigger nut than Coulter. As head of a hedge firm, she recently shut down trading and advised her clients to quit the equities markets altogether. And she thinks we should return to a gold standard.

    Care to follow her off the cliff, Mike?

    1. You clam to be a physicist. Physics requires an uncompromising dedication to detail. You failed to mention that Ann Barnhardt shut down her little one woman grain and cattle futures business (not a hedge firm) as a considered response to the theft of 1.2 billion of customer assets in segregated accounts by Jon Corzine, former Democrat Congressman and Governor of New Jersy, with the prior regulatory complaisance of the CFTC, the refusal of the CME to backstop the victims, the bankruptcy courts inversion of relevant law to place large financial institutions at the front of the line for MF Global's assets, the clawback seizure of former MF Global customer's assets, refusal by the Administration to prosecute their crony Jon Corzine, and Barack Obama's dismissal of the crime committed by his crony against small investors with a phlegmatic "That's capitalism."

  2. Michael,

    Yeah, right, the Koran is an evil book, written entirely by humans without the slightest input from the Devine, and anyone who takes it seriously is deluded.

    But then again, so is the Bible, and exactly the same comments can be applied to it. The orders Ann complains of in the Koran have similar passages in the Bible.

    How would you feel about it if someone did something similar to a copy of the Bible, reading a short segment of text, and then ripping it out and burning it?

    Personally, I wouldn't object to that happening to a COPY of any book. I'd certainly object to it being done to all copies of a book, even the Bible or the Koran, since they are cultural artifacts.

    I also think that she has delusions of grandeur. Imagine someone thinking that she is a bulwark against Islam ... that the only way Islam is going to take over America is by getting rid of her.

  3. I just hope that no brown person has the misfortune of sitting in a parked car near this crazy lady’s house.


  4. Oh, and to top it off, Ann Barnhardt calls fot the overthrow of the feddle gummint.

    "It is our right and our DUTY to throw off this government. It is not legitimate and does not possess the consent of the governed, and thus has NO AUTHORITY. This is not to say that this government does not have power – yes it still does have power, but it has NO AUTHORITY. At this point, the only way it can continue to operate is by means of violent coercion, namely property confiscation, imprisonment and execution. This is YOUR country: thieving, murdering criminals running utterly amok, holding their power only through violent coercion and the threat of violent coercion. And it could all be brought to a screeching halt tomorrow if We The People would just turn that intellectual corner and realize that the unjust laws of an illegitimate government need not and should not be followed. They have no power over us. We have power over them, because they derive their JUST powers from the consent of the governed. Withdraw the consent, and the power is gone. Anything remaining is therefore, by definition, UNJUST, and thus must be “abolished” and “thrown off”, to use Jefferson’s words."

    I don't think you want to be associated with her, Mike. Or maybe you do, but then you are a bigger nut than I could imagine.

  5. Here are a few more factoids about Ann Barnhardt.

    She thinks that Penn State should be shut down. Not just the football part, but the entire university.

    She hopes to become a Christian martyr when the Feds imprison and kill her over nonpayment of federal taxes.

    She thinks that goals justify means and says, along with Barry Goldwater, that "extremism in defense of liberty is no vice."

    I can go on or you can go directly to her web site and enjoy the sheer nuttery, interspersed with prayers.

  6. I just can't stop reading Ann. She is a nutter, but boy, is she a hilarious nutter!

    "I am NOT on Facebook. I am NOT on Facebook. I am NOT on Facebook. Never have been, never will be. That crap is evil. You all marvel at my releasing my address publicly. Uh, you do realize that Facebook is the largest, most effective spying operation in human history, right? You people are telling the government who your friends are, where you go, what you do, what your plans are and your most private and intimate thoughts with every post and message you put on that godforsaken Facebook."

    1. Fast forward to 2013. The NSA domestic spying scandal is going to come as a complete surprise to Oleg. Only a nut like Ann Barnhardt would think that Obama Administration would monitor American's use of the internet.

  7. And did you know that Obama never attended Columbia University and instead spent that time at the Patrice Lumumba University in Moscow? Well, now you do.

    Jesus Christ on a pogo stick!

  8. Michael,

    I hadn't realized how crazy Ann Barnhardt is. I thought that her YouTube performance was a sort of faux craziness, hyped up for effect (similar to Gary Oldman's performance in 'the Fifth Element'), but it seems I'm wrong.

    I'm bemused that none of your acolytes have appeared to agree with you. Perhaps even they realize that there are some things that are just too ridiculous to support.

  9. Who knows, maybe Barnhardt is faking it. She is competing with Coulter for Mike's attention, after all.

  10. I wonder what psychoanalysts would make of Egnor's apparent attraction to women who advocate lethal violence. What did Egnor's mother ever do to him? Or perhaps his priest's attention was a little too personal and "motherly"? Just askin' of course.

  11. @troy:

    "I wonder what psychoanalysts would make of Egnor's apparent attraction to women who advocate lethal violence."

    I don't know. Maybe you could ask my other girlfriend Sarah Palin, but I think she's out hunting.

  12. Guys, you've got to admit that this lady is a complete nut job. I will keep posting her quotes to help you.

    "Obama is the enemy. Obama is a Marxist-Communist usurper and puppet front for a cabal of Marxist-Communists who are actively trying to destroy the United States of America. Everything they have done, are doing, and will do has the single goal of collapsing and destroying the U.S. economy, military, constitutional government and culture. What part of "Marxist Revolution" do you not understand?"

    1. We get it already, you don't have access to internet porn, and are obsessed with a Tridentine Rite, Latin Mass Catholic girl. Get help form the mental health professional wherever you're institutionalized.

  13. "I have an offer for General Petraeus. I’ll GIVE him one of my balls. Then I’d still have two, and he would have one. He is a politicking coward who cares only about his pension and cashing in on his rank after he retires. The suicidal, defeatist Rules of Engagement he oversees are the unequivocal proof of that. He should resign in disgrace – yesterday, and then present himself to each and every family of our war dead and BEG their forgiveness for failing in his duty as their son or daughter’s commanding officer."

  14. "Enough is enough. You CANNOT subsidize this government and still claim that God is “first” in your life. It is mathematically, metaphysically and morally impossible. You must choose your allegiances NOW. You must NOW choose who or what it is that you truly worship. Do you worship God or do you worship your wealth? Here’s a simple litmus test for you: are you or are you not willing to give up all of your wealth in bearing witness to God in His Truth? If the answer is no, then stop calling yourself a Christian, because you very simply are not."

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  16. "I fear God, and God alone, and thus I will render unto Him EVERYTHING, up to and including my wealth, assets, freedom and life, if that is what is required to remain in compliance with His commandments. The early Christians went to their death rather than offer a pinch of incense on the altar of Caesar. Incense is merely symbolic and burns away. Money subsidizes, finances and enables activities that break God’s law. Therefore I will not file, and I will not pay income taxes unless and until the Federal Government of the United States is reformed under the Constitution of 1787 as amended and the Rule of Law is reasserted, necessarily including the arrest and trial of Barack Obama, and the re-criminalizing of abortion in all cases, or until a new, legitimate government replaces it."

  17. "1. I am finished paying Federal taxes. Enough is enough. I refuse to hand over money to criminals. I refuse to subsidize the covert arming of Mexican drug cartels. I refuse to subsidize the slaughter of preborn children. I refuse to fund the Muslim Brotherhood and other musloid regimes who are engaging in genocide and overt, declared war against me, my country and our allies. I cannot give money to this government in good conscience any more than I could give money to the Third Reich in 1941. It is now to the point where supporting this government is very, very likely a mortal sin. God is first. God is first. God is first.
    2. I will be moving my money out of the mega-banks in favor of small, locally owned banks and credit unions. Enough is enough.

    I have made my decision, and let it now be done to me according to God's will."

  18. "I just made a big angry post about Lindsey Graham's logo on his website with a crescent moon and date palm tree on a reader tip. In islam the crescent moon is the symbol for "allah" and the date palm is the symbol for . . . Sharia law. NO KIDDING. Given Graham's history of GROVELING to islam, I was seriously disturbed.

    But these things are on the state flag of South Carolina.

    Cue the Twilight Zone music. If I were a South Carolinian, I would be considering starting a movement to modify the state flag. Maybe a hog on a spit, a scoped .308 and a NASCAR or something like that. The possibilities are endless."

  19. What? No one wants to sing praises to Ann Barnhardt anymore? I am sooo disappointed. You, guys, are fair weather friends. I am looking at you, Mike.

  20. Don't be shy, Mike. Praise Ann's brain power. And pray tell, are you going to follow her sage financial advice, quit the equity markets, buy gold, and load up on ammo? That would make my day.

  21. Oleg,
    "And pray tell, are you going to follow her sage financial advice, quit the equity markets, buy gold, and load up on ammo? That would make my day."
    I quit the market years ago for commodities, have quite a few registered weapons, and am also an officer in both the standing forces and the local Militia (sanctioned legal, not like the US militias).
    Maybe that will make your day? I should also add that I began doing so in 2001 and have been almost entirely spared the recession. My nation has done well too, by moving from monetized debt to precious metals and energy commodities.
    All that said, know very little about who this woman is or why she is so pissed off at Islam... other than the obvious reasons most women should be!

    My lack of interaction is not due to some hidden position on the subject, nor am I an 'acolyte' of Dr Egnor's. I would appreciate a little more respect than that, if we are to maintain an air of civility. I realize it is probably rhetorical, and you may not even be directing it at me (paranoid for a living), but I am a leader of men - an officer - not an altar boy.
    I appreciate Dr Egnor's positions on much of the subjects we discuss here, but I am by no means in complete agreement with him, or he with me. I see no such cohesion on your side of the debate either. The Doctor and I are united in our faith, but that does not mean he is subservient to a military officer from an allied nation, nor is my own commission to serve a Neurosurgeon in New York. I think the same could be said for the other commentators on here. We all come from different walks, but none of us work for or are beholden to the others. We simply share our faith.

  22. Crus,

    I got out of the equities in 2000 and I, too, weathered the recession quite well. It was obvious to anyone with half a brain that Dow 36,000 ain't gonna happen. Stocks were clearly in a bubble that was about to burst. I am back in.

    Barnhardt is batshit crazy. She advised her customers to quit all of the financial markets, not just stocks, and to switch from big banks to credit unions. None of that makes sense. Credit unions won't be spared if big banks fail. And gold, which she so admires, is seriously inflated. There is no way to predict when the gold bubble will burst, but burst it will. Just like stocks did a decade ago and real estate is doing now.

    Aside from finance, the lady is just plain crazy. For Christ's sake, she accused Lindsey Graham of kowtowing to Islam because the state flag of South Carolina has a crescent and a palmetto. That she is Mike's hero either means that he is equally crazy or just doesn't know her very well. He painted himself into a corner with this post. It's fun to watch.

  23. CrusadeRex,

    If you think that you might possibly be one of Michael's acolytes, then you probably are. I didn't use any names. But anyway, Michael's opinion of Ann Barnhardt is so crazily wrong, no one has actually supported his opinion, so I've actually made my original point. Michael is capable of writing things that no one is capable of agreeing with.

  24. She easily has more than 50 IQ points on all of us. Just watch her command of the English language, not to mention her obvious understanding of math. Are any of you in the business of money or is "math too hard" for you.

    She may be one of the people bright enough to see connections and relationships where most don't. There are many very bright people who use their intelligence for their personal gain "one percent" yet she doesn't.

    She has the courage of her convictions and is not afraid to speak the truth and I respect that.

  25. "She has the courage of her convictions."

    That is the one statement of yours that could be deemed inarguable. She also has the insanity of her convictions, and, while I've found her easy to mock in the past (and am not lacking for material now), her palpable longing to wrest her martyrdom from largely uninterested parties (no "musloids" took significant notice of her Koran/bacon sandwich, much less showing up on her fortified doorstep; the IRS has not shown up in body armor to participate in the WACO passion-play she has all planned in her head) is nervous-making.

    I've a question: she seems bent on committing suicide-by-cop, if no "musloid" will oblige. So does this violate her Catholic Veneration Society terms of service?

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  27. I'm trying to impeach the facts in Ms. Barnhardt's long "The Economy Is Going To Implode" video. Yes, she has screws loose: No good soldier runs out of the ranks and exposes herself so blatantly. And her extreme, good/evil, no-shades-of-grey, baby-with-bathwater, shoot-thief-John-Corzine positions lead me to wonder if her facts are accurate - Is the world's economy's condition as precarious as she says.

    Even the village idiot savant can be the first to look far away, detect the approaching marauding army, and shout a warning.

    Forget Barnhardt. Are her FACTS right? Can anybody refute the financial FACTS she uses to build her recommendation that we get out?

  28. She sounds like my kina girl. Shame on people with blinders on.

  29. Although i prefer slr95 and sks modified