Now a mainstream University of Georgia geneticist and evolutionary biologist-- Dr. Eugene McCarthy, Director of Macroevolution.net-- claims that humans are likely descended from mating of an ape and a pig.
A male pig and a female chimpanzee, to be specific. (The feminists would have gone nuts if it was the other way around.)
Historians will tout this scientific breakthrough-- dubbed the "MFAP (monkey f***ed a pig) hypothesis"-- as further evidence of the prescience of Islamic science.
Evolutionary biology is a carnival, and human evolutionary biology is the freak show. And we're the sucker carnival patrons who, through taxpayer funding of this shit, keep it in business.
Note that teaching schoolchildren the MFAP hypothesis is completely legal. Teaching schoolchildren that we are created by God will get you a federal court injunction with fines and jail time if you don't shut up.
Atheism: first time as tragedy (1789-1991), second time as farce.