|"We're scrutinizing all recent uploads"
announces Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
(Dissociated Press) Obama Administration officials were focusing the investigation into the horrendous Boston marathon bombings on a source that has proven indispensable to the investigation of previous terrorist attacks: YouTube videos.
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton announced:
"Seconds prior to the bombings, drones showed a spontaneous demonstration erupting in outrage at recent unidentified videos. We are scrutinizing YouTube as we speak for phobic content. Rest assured that the culprits who uploaded those videos will be brought to justice."
Secretary Clinton has been appointed by President Obama to oversee the federal investigation into the Boston marathon terrorist bombings. Insiders speculate that Clinton may have been chosen by the President to lead the investigation based on her superb performance investigating the Benghazi consulate attacks in Libya.
As of 8:00 pm last night, federal investigators had personally viewed 113 million videos. Anonymous sources in the investigation reported that so far they have very few leads. Three videos satirizing the British were uncovered, and one video was dismissive of Armenians. "We're following them up" said the unidentified source.
Obama administration Press Secretary Jay Carney reassured reporters that, by delegating the investigation to Secretary Clinton, the President was not standing down from his personal responsibility as Commander-in-Chief to lead the investigation.
"The President is actively involved in the critical process of identifying all known terrorist bombers in this country" Carney noted. "He even has a couple of them on speed-dial."