Thursday, June 13, 2013

FBI director: What IRS investigation?


The IRS scandal is an extraordinarily serious systematic violation of the Constitutional rights of American citizens. It is a coordinated effort by federal officials to influence the outcome of a federal election, under color of law, by depriving thousands of Americans of their constitutional rights to freedom of speech, freedom of assembly, due process, and equal protection of the law. 

Muller obviously doesn't give a shit about it. 

Maybe he's been too busy protecting us from underwear bombers and Times Square bombers and Fort Hood shooters and Chechens who maim hundreds of people in Boston despite being on the FBI radar screen and who were the subject of two letters from the Russian government informing us that they were terrorists. 

Oh... wait... he didn't do anything at all to protect us from those things.

The appropriate follow-up question from the congressman: 

"Mr. Muller, why do you still have a job?"


  1. Adm. G Boggs, Glenbeckistan NavyJune 13, 2013 at 6:54 PM

    His name is Muller? I thought it was Bojangles. Mr Bojangles:

    I knew a man Bojangles and he'd dance for you
    In worn out shoes
    With silver hair, a ragged shirt, and baggy pants
    The old soft shoe

  2. The real scandal is allowing organizations like the Koch brother funded Americans for Prosperity to pretend to be social welfare organizations while acting like units of the Republican Party in an all but explicit way. The huge influx of applications just before an election with “Tea Party” or “Patriot” in their names raised giant red flags that these organizations are primarily political. While there are certainly left leaning organizations that deserve the same scrutiny, there are not nearly as many of them because it’s the rich that are looking for ways to funnel anonymous money into elections, and they by far favor the 1% friendly Republicans. If the FBI had any balls they would go after Americans for Prosperity.